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Guide to akamai shoppers


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POSTED: Sunday, December 14, 2008

For everything you need there are lots of sales.

If it's jewelry you fancy, then shop at Zales.

For a wide-screen TV, please don't be shy.

Bargains galore can be found at Best Buy.

If you want a new outfit for the New Year's

Then rush on down to Ala Moana Sears.

But if it's a seat in the Senate that you wish

Then be sure to call Rod Blagojevich.

 

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