Guide to akamai shoppers
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POSTED: Sunday, December 14, 2008
For everything you need there are lots of sales.
If it's jewelry you fancy, then shop at Zales.
For a wide-screen TV, please don't be shy.
Bargains galore can be found at Best Buy.
If you want a new outfit for the New Year's
Then rush on down to Ala Moana Sears.
But if it's a seat in the Senate that you wish
Then be sure to call Rod Blagojevich.
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