They get their bags from the bellman

And take a cab to the rail station.

With many bags they will complain

About lugging them all onto a train.

A minor problem, you might scoff

But on arriving, then they lug them off.

The list of stations they'll malign

Because the train won't stop at each airline.

With bags in hand they still don't win.

They're still not where they get checked in.

But there's a solution, don't dismay.

Just take a taxi all the way.