According to Joe
Joe Gedan



Michael, set a better example!

Michael Phelps, who thrilled the nation

Has hired a dud for public relations

He now is among our famous role models

Yet they have him hyping food from McDonald's.

His image will appear on Frosted Flakes

What's next, endorsing Hostess cupcakes?

He should capitalize on his enormous feat

By advising our youth about what not to eat.

Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays.

gedan@hawaii.rr.com





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