Maybe it's devolution?

Evolution was taught by a teacher.
Offer options, creationists beseeched her
She replied, great Scott
If there's one thing I'm not
Is your intelligent design church preacher

Did Bush evolve from primordial soup?
"No", say creationists. So here's the scoop.
Forget Darwin's treaties.
He's God's new species.
The new presidential nincompoop.

Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays. gedan@hawaii.rr.com