Attorney general needs help

"Wasn't me ... wasn't there ... can't recall ... I'm not sure," et cetera.
Is Gonzales afflicted with some memory myopia?
Or is it general anesthesia
Or selective amnesia
Or is it just that he has a tell-the-truth phobia?

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