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According to Joe

Joe Gedan

Pssst, wanna buy a guzzler?

It's all about fuel economy.
Five-dollar gas we'll soon see.
I might get well
With something to sell.
Anyone wanna buy my SUV?

Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays.

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Inside | June 22

Editorial

» TheBus still a bargain in era of rising prices

» New car undermines gov's energy message

» From the Forum

» Corky's Editorial Cartoon

» Kauakukalahale

» Gathering Place: No isle youth should die for recruiter's lie

» Palestinian Perspective: A neglected bridge for peace in the Middle East

» Council Matters: Special fund could help save Galbraith lands for agriculture

» Election Issues: Get corporate interests out of Hawaii's elections

» According to Joe

Hawaii News

» Heat put on mentally disabled provider

» Volunteer doctor was jailed in '01 for fraud

» UH tests ethanol waste as animal feed

» Judge backs OHA in trust funds dispute

» The Nagata Store closes after 78 years

» Citizenship fulfills a dream for about 200

» Tripler barracks to get $1.7M renovation

» Obit: Chun preserved Finance Factors legacy

» Wreckage of missing tour plane found

» Newswatch, Police/Fire

» Kokua Line: Tracking family ancestry

» Corky's Hawaii

» In the Military: Col. Tuck at 15th Airlift Wing

» For Your Benefit: After-hour calls to VA

» What the Heck? Cutting edge design

» Island Images

» Vital Statistics

Features

» Commemorative naval book is richly illustrated

» Australian artist is 'skaffing' up fans

» Manga with a higher calling: to educate

» New book releases from Hawaii authors

» Weekly Eater: Shrimp buses drive down prices

» Yoga For You: Cow Face Pose

» Scrivener's Sudoku: Returns in July

» Sunday Comics: Murakami's Calabash

» The Goddess Speaks: Conserving energy

Travel

» Family fun at Waikoloa resort on 4th of July

» Isle Hopping

» Hawaii's Back Yard: Tour of culture, place

» Airfare Rates

Sports

» Ching dominates to win Manoa Cup

» Taylor joined by loved ones on birthday

» UH athletic program reaches new heights

» Veikune's workout ethic molded by father

» Te'o piles up more honors

» Grove wins split decision over Tanner

» Pettersen opens lead at Wegmans LPGA

» Press Box: Issues stole some fun from UH

» Water Ways: Sun can catch up to boaters

» Life in the Minors: Hitting coach energizes

Business

» Auto sales running out of gas

» Hawaii real estate sales

» TheBuzz: Blogs are not just for venting

» Secrets to Success: Map out advice

Special

» Hawaii's Best 2008

» Shopping & Retail

» Entertainment

» Restaurants & Food

Columns | June 22

Corky Trinidad

June Watanabe

In the Military

Gregg K. Kakesako

John Heckathorn

S-B Photographers

Ray Madigan & Shelley Choy

Nadine Kam

Hawaii's Back Yard

Cheryl Tsutsumi

Ray Pendleton

Dave Reardon

Life in the Minors

Brendan Sagara

Erika Engle

Secrets to Success

Deborah & John-Paul Micek

Editorial Cartoon

Corky Trinidad

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