According to Joe
Yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb
There's a privateer attacking ships at sea.
It's hard to believe, it's Neil Abercrombie.
He has a plan that NCL thinks great.
Force the competition to hibernate.
Neil, don't do your patron's bidding!
Serve our economy. That's more fitting.
Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays.