Who loves ya, baby?

Who is it that always remembers me?

It's often very hard to see.

My mom, it is she, perhaps

But she often has a memory lapse.

No card was received on the fifth of May

Which the family knows as my birthday .

This year my brother was working hard

And he forgot my Christmas card.

For greeting cards, who can I depend

For a commitment that will never end?

There is only one, he's heaven sent

My ever faithful insurance agent .