According to Joe
Goodbye, says Kauai
Some Kauaians want the ferry upside down.
They don't want Oahuans looking around.
They offer not aloha, but a Bronx's cheer
And a greeting sign: "Get out of here."
So if you plan to visit a Kauai resort
Plan to show your visa at the Lihue airport.
Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org