According to Joe
U.S. president, take one ... Action!
Where will we find our next president?
Let's look in a place we so often frequent.
We once elected Ronald Reagan
So why not just try films again
And since we're having no luck at all
Let's put out a presidential casting call.
Schwarzenegger, one of the movie greats?
Too bad, he wasn't born in the states.
How about Fred Thompson or Al Gore?
They're still politicians we'd be voting for.
I have my choice from the movie house.
Can anyone running top Mickey Mouse?
Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays. E-mail