According to Joe
A sweetheart deal for Ed
Elected, Ed Case can surely be.
To what office, however, he cannot see.
He could always arrange
A surgical sex change
And compete in the Miss Hawaii pageantry
Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays. email@example.com