According to Joe
Make way for Vatican traffic cops
I thought we had only 10 commandments
But now it seems there's double that.
Did the full 20 have God's endorsement
And if so, where were the missing at?
Although they're kind of secular
The Vatican lists new ways to sin.
Is it to hell for sins vehicular
Or violating driver discipline?
Now there's trouble if we spread the word
By posting them in schools to view.
Will that old familiar voice be heard
Another challenge by the ACLU?
Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sunday and Fridays. firstname.lastname@example.org