According to Joe
Then again, better just fly it
Print our flag as clothes, but with care display her
For if on your skivvies, then sooner or later
Your patriotism will show
But if you really must go
A weak bladder may make you a flag desecrater.
Daily headlines inspire the poet in Joe Gedan, a retired U.S. magistrate judge who lives in Honolulu. His observations on the news appear on Sundays and Fridays. email@example.com