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THIS is an exciting, ethically challenging time of scientific discovery. As our scientific knowledge expands, it's good to know that the legal profession is bustling to anticipate our needs.
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Now that the buzz is about cloning human beings, it's somehow no surprise that human cloning has given birth to a new industry, an offshoot of sports and entertainment law: clone copyrights.
A clone is a copy. A cloned human would be the equivalent of an identical twin, with matching DNA -- but with a different birthday.
To clone a person, scientists would replace the nucleus of a human egg with a cell from the parent subject. Otherwise, the procedure would be similar to the now-commonplace in vitro sperm-and-egg method.
The resulting baby would not, however, be a unique individual resulting from the combination of genetic material from a father and mother. Instead, he or she would be a copy of the cell donor.
Enter the DNA Copyright Institute. "We anticipate that a number of celebrities such as musicians, models, actors and athletes will see the immediate and long-term benefit of establishing their DNA copyright to protect themselves," says its news release.
Perish the thought that somebody would get their hands on a strand of, say, Ed McMahon's hair or his fingernail clipping and create a competing, um, personality.
"Any celebrity will tell you that they have fans out there excited enough to try cloning if it were available, regardless of the cost," says the institute.
Imagine the future:
>> Michael Jordan II returns to North Carolina, while Michael III signs a letter of intent to play at Duke.
>> Tiger V wins the 2050 PGA Championship to extend the Woods domination of the event to 49 of the last 52 years.
>> Wayne Newton IV hosts the 22nd centennial special from Las Vegas.
>> Madonna VI weds Brad V.
The institute's chief legal counsel says it is the world's first and only personal DNA copyright service.
Oh, yeah? Well, send in the clones.
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