

It's April Fool's Day, but this is no joke. Here's an updated and revised list of some helpful numbers and addresses. A helpful phone list for you to clip and keep
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Abandoned vehicles: To report abandoned or derelict vehicles on public streets, 733-2530.
Airports: For noise and other airport concerns, 24-hour hot line, 1-888-697-7813.
Animal nuisance complaints: Roosters, barking dogs, etc.: Hawaiian Humane Society, 946-2187, extension 280.
Better Business Bureau of Hawaii: The latest on scams, to check a company/charity's record or to file complaints, 536-6956.
Birth/death/divorce certificates: State Health Department, Vital Statistics Office, 586-4333.
Book/magazine donations: Friends of the Library, 536-4174.
Bulky item pickup: New four-
week schedule in effect for Honolulu, from Foster Village to Kalama Valley: 523-4685. Other areas, call district number listed in telephone book under bulky item.
Credit ratings: To check your rating: TRW, 800-392-1122; Trans Union, 316-636-6100; or Equifax, 800-685-1111.
Child Seat Hotline: To report toddlers not in car safety seats: 1-800-868-7300.
Computer donations: Old computers will be repaired for use in the public schools. Coordinated by The Detwiler Foundation in California for the DOE, 1-800-939-6000.
Consumer affairs: For consumer-related complaints/questions, state Office of Consumer Protection, 587-3222.
Christmas cards: Christmas Card Lady Helen Daniels of Kailua has retired. Taking her place in using old cards to make scrapbooks for hospitalized children: Carolyn Fu, P.O. Box 1589, Waianae 96792; and Cindy Delgado, 47-158 Lile Pl., Kaneohe 96744. Also, cards can be sent to East Oahu Realty, c/o Yvonne Hepton, 6600 Kalanianaole Hwy., #114, where volunteers will trim the cards.
Hawaiian Electric 24-hour trouble line: 548-7961.
Hawaii State Library reference desk: 586-3621.
Household Hazardous Waste Hotline: 523-4774.
Junk mail: To stop the unwanted flow, write to Mail Preference Service, c/o Direct Marketing Association, P.O. Box 9008, Farmingdale, N.Y. 11735-9008.
Landlord/tenant problems: Office of Consumer Protection, 586-2630.
"Live Aloha" bumper stickers: Write to Live Aloha, 165 Waokanaka Place, Honolulu 96817. No charge, but donations welcomed.
Microwave ovens/TVs/VCRs: Donate items to The Community Clearinghouse, 845-1669/842-6580 or call Honolulu Community College teacher Paul Jacoby, 845-9459. Students will repair appliances for the Clearinghouse for the needy.
Neighborhood Justice Center: To resolve disputes between neighbors, 521-6767.
Noise complaints: For stationary objects, state Noise and Radiation Branch, 586-4700.
Potholes: Report potholes on state roads, 536-7852; city ruts, 527-6006.
Tobacco Prevention and Education Project, state Department of Health: Get list of smoke-free restaurants, information about smoking laws, 586-4613.
Recycling hot line (city): Recycling center information, 527-5335.
Sanitation complaints: State Sanitation Branch, 586-8000.
Sidewalks, overgrown lots, other housing-code violations: City Building Department, 527-6308.
Telemarketing calls: To stop telephone solicitations, write to Telephone Preference Service, P.O. Box 9014, Farmingdale, N.Y. 11735-9014. Written requests only.
Rats and other unwanted creatures: State Vector Control, 831-6767.
Waste Water Hotline: To report water waste by an individual, business or government agency, Board of Water Supply, 527-6126.
Need help with problems? Call Kokua Line at 525-8686,
fax 525-6711, or write to P.O. Box 3080, Honolulu 96802.
Email to kokualine@starbulletin.com